Breaking News Post:
🌍 BREAKING: International scientists report a rare cosmic alignment that will cause a temporary reduction in Earth’s gravitational pull today at exactly 12:00 PM (local time).
Experts say the effect will last approximately 60 seconds.
🧪 Observed effects may include:
– Light objects lifting
– Reduced body weight
– “Mild floating sensations”
⚠️ Public Advisory:
– Secure loose items
– Hold onto small pets
– Avoid jumping from high places (seriously… don’t test it like that 😄)
Scientists are calling it:
“The Lightness Event”
#LiftTheWorld
“Would you float if gravity let go for 60 seconds?”
“What’s the first thing you’d do if you could lift off the ground?”
At 12:55 PM it will be 5 minutes until #LiftTheWorld Are you ready?
